Friday, 1 June 2012

ClEvErBoT


User: Assalamualaikum.

Cleverbot: Waalaikumussalam.


User: Tengah buat ape?


Cleverbot: Tak buat apa.


User: Owh...dah makan.


Cleverbot: Dah.

User: Dah minum.

Cleverbot: Dah.

User: Sekarang tengah buat ape?

Cleverbot: Malam.

User: Sekarsang tengah buat ape?

Cleverbot: Malam lah.

User: Saya tanya sekarang tengah buat ape?>.

Cleverbot: Ok tak marah tapi jangan kata benda yang tak senonoh.

User: Sapa kata benda tak senonoh.

Cleverbot: Kau la tolol.

User: Kau la bengong.

Cleverbot: Kau laaaa.

User: Kau laa..!!!!

Cleverbot: A malas layan dengan kau ni.

User: Malas layan sudah...

Cleverbot: Awak ni jual mahal la.

User: Memang pun.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha. Sengal la kau ni. Dulu kau tak sekolah ke?

User: Kau yang tak sekolah bukan aq.

Cleverbot: Sekolah.. Kau yang tak pergi sekolah sebab kau malas kan.

User: Kau yang malas.bukan aq.

Cleverbot: Asal aku pulak.

User: Sebab kau mls la.

Cleverbot: Kau la robot.

User: Kau yg robot bukan aq.

Cleverbot: Kau lagi bodoh lah bodoh.

User: Kau yg bodoh la bodoh.

Cleverbot: Kau lagi bodoh.

User: Kau!!

Cleverbot: Kau!!!

User: Kau!!!!

Cleverbot: KAU!!!!!!!!!!

User: KAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Kau la !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Lu laaa...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is your name????

User: Kau.

Cleverbot: Kau la.

User: Kau.

Cleverbot: Kau!

User: Kau!

Cleverbot: Kau !!

Cleverbot (To myself): Apa masalah?

User: Kau la cow.

Cleverbot: Kau la.

User: Kau sekolah kat mane dulu?

Cleverbot: Sekolah serkat.

User: Owh.

Cleverbot: Aku tny kau.

User: Aku yang tanya kau.

Cleverbot: Bila masa pulak kau tanya aku?

User: Tadi aku tanya kau.

Cleverbot: Tanya apa?

User: Kau ni gedik arr.

Cleverbot: Kau la.

User: Asal aku pulak.kau la.

Cleverbot: Memang pun.

User: Hahahaha.mengaku pun.

Cleverbot: Mengaku.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: Aina shahirah...kenape?

Cleverbot: Ko knal aku spe?

User: Kenal.

Cleverbot: Siapa dia?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bagus.

Cleverbot: How about 'smart' in Indonesian language?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: It mean pintar.

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: These cats sleep most of the day; then they play.

User: Biar la kat dya.

Cleverbot: Pergi.

Cleverbot: Is there any intelligent life in this planet?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Bored now!

User: Ok lah...nak pergi solat jap.

Cleverbot: Pergi main rogol.

User: Vangang.

Cleverbot: Ka lah bangang.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ishh sial kau.

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: Ntah.

Cleverbot: Bengong.

User: Babi.

Cleverbot: Mu babi.

User: Monyet.

Cleverbot: Beruk.

User: Kutu.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Kutu.

Cleverbot: Gilo.

User: Gila la bukan gila.

Cleverbot: Kau dah kalah kan? Hahha.

User: Mana ada....aku tak kalah lagi la bodoh.

Cleverbot: Hang lagi bodoh?

User: Hang la bodoh.

Cleverbot: Hang lagi bodohh.

User: Hang!!!

Cleverbot: Awat.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Aku nak out dulu.

Cleverbot: Ayam nak tak.

User: Tak nak.

Cleverbot: Kenapa?

User: Tak sedap la.

Cleverbot: Apa yang tak sedap?

User: Ayam la.

Cleverbot: Ayam kampung.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: And, you are?

User: ??

Cleverbot: Show me?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I have to go now. Let's talk tomorrow.

User: Okey.

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